<< May 6, 2008 >>
how i spent my day
i am going to provide a link in the next paragraph, and you should not click it. i am not even kidding. do not click it.
i spent almost all day watching videos on youtube of cats making other cats. the plots in most of these videos are the same: it starts out with one cat, and by the end of the film, there are between two and four cats, the newer ones being much smaller and grosser than the original. what sets the one above apart from the others, though, is the special effects. the sound crew did an excellent job, and it's nearly impossible to tell which bits are CGI. well done.
after watching nearly three dozen "related" videos, i simply don't understand how someone could continue to believe in god. i mean, those videos are really gross. what is up with that?
today was hill day, and i am going to feel it tomorrow. my nike+ was almost calibrated, but then it uncalibrated itself, thanks. also, thanks for making your whole website flash, so that firefox can't remember the password for me. i just have keychain generate my passwords, so i have to go and look it up every time i want to see your site tell me about how my sub-7:30 miles on sunday were done above 10:00 pace.
clinton has been hitting the eye-wincing rhetoric with both guns blazing lately:
We're going to hit some of those balls out of this stadium and out of our country stadium. ... We're going to round the bases, we're going to score a lot of runs and we're going to feel really good about the home team, namely the American team, the team we're all a part of!
i haven't the slightest clue what exactly a "country stadium" is, but i'm sure some of my friends might suggest that the "balls" she is referring to are things like "fiscal responsibility" and "military restraint". at least that's how they might put it in mixed company.
If you want to move forward you put it in D. If you want to move back you put it in R.
this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. i wouldn't normally let this bother me, except somehow cbs is still america's most watched network? i don't understand people at all.
but this worst is this:
with this quote, not only has she become dead to me and almost everyone i've ever met, but if for whatever reason she manages to steal the nomination, she's given mccain an ad he probably only has to run twice to win ohio in a landslide on his way to the presidency. also, i haven't been able to find any photos from this event, but i suspect there may be a giant PANDERING ACCOMPLISHED banner hanging behind her.
when i saw obama speak here in boston back in october, one thing that impressed me was the fact that, although he did congratulate the city on the recent world series victory by the red sox, he said that he was actually a white sox fan, and that he wouldn't pretend to be a red sox fan just because he was in boston. and, for once, red sox fans took the "classy" road and nobody tried to run him over with their car (do not click the "[ + ] Enlarge" link there).
i can't wait until this election is over so i can go back to writing about my dreams again. i had a good one last night.
