<< January 7, 2008 >>
what happened, THE FIDELITY RETIREMENT BENEFITS LINE, we used to be so close

what better way, i figured, to ward off this insomnium than by catching up on a little work email from my friends at fidelity?

If you're like most people, you probably have a range of goals - like saving for retirement, paying off college debt, or saving to buy a home.

i leave it as an exercise to the reader to come up with a sentence that could be more inaccurate. i certainly have failed at my attempts.

speaking of investments, i must firmly discourage the purchase of google stock. about a month ago, i signed up for an adwords account with the goal of promoting a new website i have started up. in exchange for directing traffic to this site, i had pledged to promptly sign over, on a monthly basis, five of my most american dollars. my ad campaign has been shown hundreds of times, and yet i have received only a single click. i don't know how they plan on colonizing mars when they are only realizing 1% of potential revenue.