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<< August 20, 2003 >>
easy-bake oven (i wish i could afford it)

i want to write a song with that title.

it feels like an oven in my room, what with the 4 computers now and my possibly-allergy-induced feverish feelings.

what was it that i was trying to say?

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things i did not learn in kindergarten
  1. putting oreo cookies in the freezer does not improve their taste. all it does is make the filling stuff really hard, so when you bite one, you chip your tooth.
  2. dentists really don't like hearing that you chipped your tooth on an oreo cookie.
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