<< August 20, 2003 >>
easy-bake oven (i wish i could afford it)
i want to write a song with that title.
it feels like an oven in my room, what with the 4 computers now and my possibly-allergy-induced feverish feelings.
what was it that i was trying to say?
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things i did not learn in kindergarten
- putting oreo cookies in the freezer does not improve their taste. all it does is make the filling stuff really hard, so when you bite one, you chip your tooth.
- dentists really don't like hearing that you chipped your tooth on an oreo cookie.