<< August 11, 2003 >>
gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say

today phik and i went to the supermarket and looked at cereal. there was a box of apple jacks, and they apparently have a new shape. it's "blue carrot." they have a little thing on the front though, to put kids at ease. it read, "no carrot taste! no apple taste!"

here is a skit:

ME: this is disgusting. my kids are going to eat crispix every day, and they're going to like it.
PHIK: no corn flakes?
ME: on their birthday, if they've been good. "you better finish it before it gets all soggy, or you'll really have something to cry about."

then phik made me buy a 20 pound box of cinnamon toast crunch.