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<< May 10, 2003 >>

after last night's sleep, i feel so rested.

which is surprising, considering how long i stayed up reading buccigross archives. here are some highlights:

I replied, "Jeez, I'd like to, but I've already committed to the HAROLD SNEPSTS GOLF TOURNAMENT FOR THE BENEFIT OF CANADIAN GEESE WITH EXCESSIVE BOWEL MOVEMENTS."

In Toronto, Ed Belfour will wear a patch commemorating the fifth anniversary of earning his first BILLION dollars.

i don't remember which articles these were from, so you should read them all (well, at least all of the ones from this season).

it's also surprising, considering the awful dreams i was having.

one was your run-of-the-mill terrorist dream. the fbi thought another attack was imminent, and was trying to find terrorists or something, and there was a gunman holed up in a building or something like that. i was there with one of the soldiers who had some sniping gun, and then the terrorist came out and i tried to throw some drinking glasses at him. but it's hard to throw stuff in your sleep.

the second was about the opening of the new matrix movie. i was at some theater where they were showing it, but couldn't see in a bunch of the seats and the projector wasn't working well. and then somehow i got thrown from the balcony and hit the screen and then fell to the floor, and then i tried to find another seat so i could watch. and i guess i ran into a friend from middle school or something. i think it then got very strange, but that might have been another dream.

some time after this i woke up briefly and thought, "at least i didn't have another ldap dream," and went back to sleep. then i had another ldap dream.

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